Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Overheard this week

"Mom, would you be sad if I die just before I turn 50?" asks the child.

"Ummm, yes!", I reply.  "Why do you ask?"

"Because I really don't want to get a colonoscopy!"


"Get in the shower, honey", says I, patiently and lovingly.

"But Mommy!  The shower water is too wet!"


"10 and 2!  10 and 2!", bellows a child from the rear of the suburban as I drive.  Apparently my favored position of "7" is not acceptable.

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