"Mom, would you be sad if I die just before I turn 50?" asks the child.
"Ummm, yes!", I reply. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I really don't want to get a colonoscopy!"
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"Get in the shower, honey", says I, patiently and lovingly.
"But Mommy! The shower water is too wet!"
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"10 and 2! 10 and 2!", bellows a child from the rear of the suburban as I drive. Apparently my favored position of "7" is not acceptable.
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