My son's teacher: Class, who knows what an herb is?
The class: quietly thinking
My son: loudly, excitedly I know what herbs are! My mom has some growing on the kitchen counter!!
Teacher: Do you know what kinds they are?
My son: I don't know what kinds they are, but she gave them names!
Teacher: What did she name them?
My son: She named them Basil and Cilantro!