"I love the sweet smell of hot peanut butter!"
"Take the plum out of your shirt, please." (You can guess who said this - it could be cross-blogged under the title "Phrases I never thought I'd utter)
"I don't need to take a shower! I took one two days ago!"
One of my boys was struggling with some friend issues. While we were driving home from school, he was lamenting about how this friend wasn't being nice to him. I was listening to him pour his heart out, when I heard my 5-year-old daughter pipe up with "Maybe you should just draw him a picture!". Repeatedly, she happily chirped her sage advice as he continued his lament. Finally, I gently suggested that drawing a picture might not solve this particular dilemma. But I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try!
I saw someone wearing a banana clip the other day. I felt like you all needed to know this.