Went to church and Sunday School
Cleaned the kitchen floor twice in a matter of an hour due to spilled juice
Sang in two choirs
Said things to several children along the lines of: "Did you think it was a good idea to fling the pitcher around the kitchen?"
Visited a 100 year old house-turned-museum and said "Don't touch that!" and "Don't sit there!" many times
Watched 5 year old string out his piece of gum and place it around his neck as a necklace and show it to everyone joyfully
Vacuumed floor twice
Watched 5 year old have great difficulty trying to remove gum necklace
Ate wonderful chili made by someone else. . . making it taste even better
Googled "how to remove gum from skin"
Scrubbed 5 year old's neck with soybean butter and oil in a (finally successful) attempt to remove gum
Listened to 2 year old smile and say "Poopy in the butt!" more times than I'd care to admit
Removed countless pieces of toilet paper from the bathroom sink where the 5 year old had been working on his own gum-removal-home-remedies
Put children to bed
Hoped for some peace