- We are currently in a glorious place of in-between. We are in-between basketball and baseball, and I have to tell you, it's mighty fine. No practices this week for either, and no games this weekend. I love both sports, but I'm not gonna lie - staying closer to home for a couple weeks isn't a bad thing. We still have musical practice and fencing lessons, but without three boys in a sport on top of those things, it's a welcome breather.
- In that vein, but on the other end of the crazy spectrum, I signed my five-year-old up for gymnastics. Her sibs may have tried out a sport or a little class by now, but she has been happy (and in my opinion, not the worse for wear) to tag along to her sibs' activities. However, she has been watching an American Girl gymnastics movie and is desperate to give it try. This spring, therefore, will mark a first - the first time all five kids will be involved in an activity. Can you understand then, dear reader, why I am relishing this tiny hiatus? Tis a little calm before the storm.
- Holy Week is upon us! Tomorrow is Palm Sunday and my little preschoolers will be singing in church - I can't wait to hear them praise Jesus! This week, I hope, will afford many moments to contemplate the great sacrifices our Savior made on our behalf.
- We had good friends over for dinner last night (and by dinner, I mean we ordered pizza and I did no work whatsoever in the entertaining department). How lovely to enjoy the company of dear friends! What a blessing true friends are!
- An added bonus to having company over on Friday night: The frantic house-cleaning session after school to bring the house to a presentable (not spotless - I don't have those kinds of standards) level means that this morning we don't have to vacuum and dust and clean! Woohoo! Just laundry and grocery. . .
- My mom visited this week for a couple of days, and it was lovely. We spent Tuesday shopping with little K, and mom and I soaked it all in. Mom bought K a Build A Bear, which K was super excited about. When we got to the naming portion on the birth certificate (if you haven't made a Build A Bear, you haven't lived), I asked her what she'd like to name her pink bear. "Fluffy", she answered after deliberating a moment or two. Wanting to prolong the moment and her creativity, I asked her if she wanted Fluffy to have a middle name. Without hesitation, she said, "Linda!", and so it was that Fluffy Linda was born. I have to say, when I gaze upon her pink fur, she does indeed look like a Fluffy Linda to me.
- And I'll leave you with this little gem: Says a child of mine this morning: "If all of my relatives died and I got to live with my best friend, guess what would happen? We'd be a brother from a different mother!"
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Seven Snippets
A glimpse into life around this joint this week:
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Bird is the Word
Yesterday after school, the kids and I headed out to the Suburban, parked in its usual spot with all the other teacher cars. As we approached it, however, I noticed something was amiss.
"What is all over the burb?" I asked the children. "It looks like there are bullet holes all over the windshield!"
Upon further inspection as we got closer, we discovered that it was bird poo. A LOT of bird poo. Splotches of it, all over the entire front end of the burb.
"What on earth?" I exclaimed to the kids, who thought the whole scene was rather awesome. "There is literally no bird poo anywhere else in the vicinity, except on our car!" And there wasn't! The cars next to us and the parking lot around us were completely poo-free. It was as if many birds took aim at our (newly-washed) burb and let it rip.
So floored was I over the disgusting scene in front of me, I felt compelled to count the poopy splotches. 32! 32 blobs of poo on my car, dear reader! How can that even happen? One of my daughter's friends told me later that afternoon that birds are attracted to the color red. So truly, is that what happened? A bird and a few of his birdie friends were out for an afternoon flight, saw my beautiful red burb, felt the urge and took aim? Can that even happen? I'm beginning to think it might be a possibility.
Here is a shot of the poo-riddled burb, so you may join me in my shock and awe:
"What is all over the burb?" I asked the children. "It looks like there are bullet holes all over the windshield!"
Upon further inspection as we got closer, we discovered that it was bird poo. A LOT of bird poo. Splotches of it, all over the entire front end of the burb.
"What on earth?" I exclaimed to the kids, who thought the whole scene was rather awesome. "There is literally no bird poo anywhere else in the vicinity, except on our car!" And there wasn't! The cars next to us and the parking lot around us were completely poo-free. It was as if many birds took aim at our (newly-washed) burb and let it rip.
So floored was I over the disgusting scene in front of me, I felt compelled to count the poopy splotches. 32! 32 blobs of poo on my car, dear reader! How can that even happen? One of my daughter's friends told me later that afternoon that birds are attracted to the color red. So truly, is that what happened? A bird and a few of his birdie friends were out for an afternoon flight, saw my beautiful red burb, felt the urge and took aim? Can that even happen? I'm beginning to think it might be a possibility.
Here is a shot of the poo-riddled burb, so you may join me in my shock and awe:
Actually, the picture doesn't do it justice. It looked like a crime scene, if bird poop on a car was an actual crime.
Things I have learned from this experience:
1. Never wear red outside. Ever.
2. Birds are mean, and also they have amazing aim.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Bits and Pieces
Snippets of life around here:
My 5 year-old-daughter's current obsession is Uno. She loves to play it all the time. And because I also love to play games, we play often. But I have to tell you - she is no lightweight when it comes to this game. She loves to hit us up with a skip, reverse or a +2, or better yet, a +4. Every time she plays one of those cards, she looks at us with a smirk and says "Don't even think about it!" or "Too bad so sad!". I blame her father for her cut-throat competitive spirit.
My 8 year-old-son is obsessed with mood rings (and eagles, hedgehogs, wolves, sonic and red pandas), and my husband told him one of his favorite Tracy Morgan lines: "I can't find my mood ring! I don't know how I feel about that!" Ever since, we have heard this line from the all the children, said with varying accents. It cracks us up every time.
At dinner tonight, the red panda-loving boy told us a joke. I have to tell you, my dears, that jokes at our table by the younger set are typically erratic and completely off the wall. But tonight, we actually heard one that made sense. And it was a complete original! It went like this: "Why do pandas like loud noises? Because they love panda-monium!" I see a future in stand-up!
My eldest son recently won our school's spelling bee, and today he won a regional Lutheran school math competition for 7th graders. I am so proud of him! But it appears his prowess at his competitions of late is all due to his mamma. No, it's not my brilliance in math and spelling, as I'm sure you were all assuming. . .you were assuming that, right? Rather, it appears that my absence at both of these contests is the reason he won. I almost always attend bees and competitions, and this year, due to sickness and work, I had to miss both. So, it is obvious that I am the anchor in his boat. I am considering skipping all of his future sporting events as well. I don't want to get in the way of his success!
My 5 year-old-daughter's current obsession is Uno. She loves to play it all the time. And because I also love to play games, we play often. But I have to tell you - she is no lightweight when it comes to this game. She loves to hit us up with a skip, reverse or a +2, or better yet, a +4. Every time she plays one of those cards, she looks at us with a smirk and says "Don't even think about it!" or "Too bad so sad!". I blame her father for her cut-throat competitive spirit.
My 8 year-old-son is obsessed with mood rings (and eagles, hedgehogs, wolves, sonic and red pandas), and my husband told him one of his favorite Tracy Morgan lines: "I can't find my mood ring! I don't know how I feel about that!" Ever since, we have heard this line from the all the children, said with varying accents. It cracks us up every time.
At dinner tonight, the red panda-loving boy told us a joke. I have to tell you, my dears, that jokes at our table by the younger set are typically erratic and completely off the wall. But tonight, we actually heard one that made sense. And it was a complete original! It went like this: "Why do pandas like loud noises? Because they love panda-monium!" I see a future in stand-up!
My eldest son recently won our school's spelling bee, and today he won a regional Lutheran school math competition for 7th graders. I am so proud of him! But it appears his prowess at his competitions of late is all due to his mamma. No, it's not my brilliance in math and spelling, as I'm sure you were all assuming. . .you were assuming that, right? Rather, it appears that my absence at both of these contests is the reason he won. I almost always attend bees and competitions, and this year, due to sickness and work, I had to miss both. So, it is obvious that I am the anchor in his boat. I am considering skipping all of his future sporting events as well. I don't want to get in the way of his success!
Thursday, March 5, 2015
My Hero
Last Friday night, my husband and I headed out to dinner. We were alone, looking forward to an evening together to catch up. Before long, we heard a weird sound coming from the back of the suburban.
We stopped to check and discovered a bolt in the tire. With a sigh, we headed toward Walmart to see if they could fix it. Walmart on a night out together! It's a dream destination!
But before we got far at all, the bolt came out and we had a flat. My husband quickly pulled over into a funeral home parking lot, which was thankfully well lit. We bundled up with what we had, and got out into the frigid night air. The "real feel" temperature was -2.
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the cold? Within two seconds I was frozen through and through, certain frostbite and lost digits were imminent. My husband doggedly read the manual, not complaining or slowing in the tedious work of lowering the tire and assembling the jack. Several times he had to adjust the equipment, since the directions were apparently written with the expectations that one's fingers were fully operational and not nearly frozen. He had to consult the manual repeatedly as well, while I lamely aimed my iPhone's flashlight in the near vicinity (usually) of the area he was working. I was also in charge of scanning the area for unsavory characters, of which there were three, and also multiple police cars flying by, lights flashing and sirens blaring.
I'm tellin' ya, dear reader, I would have given up multiple times. The whole scene was overwhelming, freezing and horrible. Truly, as cheap as I am, I would have called for roadside assistance, or abandoned the whole dang vehicle and called a taxi. It was cold, it was frustrating, and it was distressing.
My husband, however, never slowed down in the quest to get us operational. He kept on reading and rereading the manual in the semi dark, crawling under the suburban on the damp, filthy concrete, and generally being awesome. He even sent me into the car to get warm at one point (when my flashlight services were no longer needed - but I still ran surveillance from the front seat), forgiving me even when I accidentally turned the key too far and started the car, probably flooding his face with carbon monoxide.
It took about 45 minutes, all told, due to the weather conditions, but he got 'er done. And I was so thankful. When he got back into the burb, I told him I had never found him more attractive.
And since it was only 8:15, we proceeded to our dinner destination and enjoyed the rest of our evening, crisis free.
We stopped to check and discovered a bolt in the tire. With a sigh, we headed toward Walmart to see if they could fix it. Walmart on a night out together! It's a dream destination!
But before we got far at all, the bolt came out and we had a flat. My husband quickly pulled over into a funeral home parking lot, which was thankfully well lit. We bundled up with what we had, and got out into the frigid night air. The "real feel" temperature was -2.
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the cold? Within two seconds I was frozen through and through, certain frostbite and lost digits were imminent. My husband doggedly read the manual, not complaining or slowing in the tedious work of lowering the tire and assembling the jack. Several times he had to adjust the equipment, since the directions were apparently written with the expectations that one's fingers were fully operational and not nearly frozen. He had to consult the manual repeatedly as well, while I lamely aimed my iPhone's flashlight in the near vicinity (usually) of the area he was working. I was also in charge of scanning the area for unsavory characters, of which there were three, and also multiple police cars flying by, lights flashing and sirens blaring.
I'm tellin' ya, dear reader, I would have given up multiple times. The whole scene was overwhelming, freezing and horrible. Truly, as cheap as I am, I would have called for roadside assistance, or abandoned the whole dang vehicle and called a taxi. It was cold, it was frustrating, and it was distressing.
My husband, however, never slowed down in the quest to get us operational. He kept on reading and rereading the manual in the semi dark, crawling under the suburban on the damp, filthy concrete, and generally being awesome. He even sent me into the car to get warm at one point (when my flashlight services were no longer needed - but I still ran surveillance from the front seat), forgiving me even when I accidentally turned the key too far and started the car, probably flooding his face with carbon monoxide.
It took about 45 minutes, all told, due to the weather conditions, but he got 'er done. And I was so thankful. When he got back into the burb, I told him I had never found him more attractive.
And since it was only 8:15, we proceeded to our dinner destination and enjoyed the rest of our evening, crisis free.
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