And I gave birth to these people.
The other night we were at a very cold football game. My 5-year-old daughter dressed herself and chose two pairs of pants - smart girl! While we were in the bathroom at the game, she said, "Mommy, what if I wore 64 pairs of underwear?"
I replied, "64 pairs of undies would make your bottom awfully big!"
"Yes!" she said cheerfully. "Just like yours!"
This morning as the kids and I got into the Suburban, my eldest daughter asked if she could back it out the garage.
"No way!", I said. "I never could have done that at your age!"
From the back of the burb, I hear my 13-year-old son pipe up: "You can barely do it now!"
I asked my 14-year-old daughter how her day was.
With a smile, she replied, "Duller than a bag of yous!"