Sunday, March 11, 2012

Humor a la Chuck

In honor of Chuck Norris' birthday yesterday, here are a few of my kids' fave Chuck jokes:

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead - it's just afraid to move.

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